Q: Is this website serious?
A: As serious as a squirrel in a tuxedo. Which is to say, not very. We’re here for laughs, giggles, and the occasional snort. Utterly Random™ Absurdities are the in-house speciality.
Q: Who writes the content for this site?
A: One of our writers is a sentient cauliflower. Another is the ghost of a dead philosopher who lives inside our neighbour’s fax machine. See this page for a complete list.
Q: Can I contribute?
A: We’re not accepting any submissions at the moment. Do check in later.
Q: How do you come up with your ideas?
A: We have a top-secret brainstorming process involving rubber duckies, fax machines, and a significant amount of daydreaming while drinking Grey Areas.
Q: What if I get offended by something on your site?
A: Are you planning to get offended or are your actually offended? Take a deep breath, have a cup of tea, and send us a strongly worded letter.
Q: Will this website make me smarter?
A: Smarter? Most definitely not. But it might make you laugh, and that’s a kind of intelligence in itself.