The Outsider : Albert

Albert is a sentient cauliflower. He can be found on the table placed in front of the television. Mr. J, the local handyman, takes perverse pleasure in torturing Albert: he switches the telly to a blank channel, or places him in a cupboard, or worse… Albert suffers these indignities stoically. This is how he joined the resident paradox.

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Boolean Screenwriting Department.

Disney Not And Or

Where Obi-wan Kenobi, the Rey Skywalker Trilogy, the Acolyte, and Ahsoka failed, Andor triumphs. And it does so with no light sabres, no incorruptible Jedi, no omnipotent Sith... There are no epic space battles, no marquee actors, no goofy aliens destined to adorn the lunch-boxes of kindergarteners... Andor thrives because it doesn’t inflate its stakes beyond recognition. It recognises that meaningful stakes yield better stories than massive ones.

Abominable Snowperson Department.

Snow Vs. White. Fight!

Albert reviews Disney's new Snow White. Albert is a movie buff and he'd been moaning about watching a movie in a theatre. Therefore, we smuggled him into a screening of Disney's most recent adaptation of Snow White (and the seven Magical Beings?). He then demanded that he be plugged into a laptop to write about the experience--clearly he's a little jealous of Smith's attempts at creative writing.